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"And I'm Merry." Said the other. Arsarmwen grinned at them and their child-like disposition. "I see." She said, ruffling their hair. "Now what's the names of the other people in the group?"
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I hate it when bitches ruffle hobbits' hair. except Boromir. *simper*

*lmfao at pile of Boromir goo on floor*

She owns anything we don't recognize? But I don't recognize straight Legolas, or straight Estel..or straight anyone. Does that mean she owns them? Should we tell someone so they can sue her?

Hehe, this was funny as always Sonja. xxxxxx
And the boyseks was disgusting. Slash is bad, mmmkay? *wink*

I'm so glad you're MSTing this, I wouldn't have a sodding clue what's going on unless you were explaining it! Mind you, I break into fits of giggles everytime I read "Arsarmwen"

Boromir: You're an Elf, and she's an Elf, yet you remained spotless the entire time, while she did not. What the fuck?
Legolas: I've been ScotchGuarded.

Fecking hilarious. I knew there had to be an explanation for that. ThankyI shI shall never be able to look at shiny clean Legolas the same way again.

Whoohoo!!! It'll let me review at long bloody last! .......bollocks! dunno what to say now.......um........yeah, love it......fancy a shag???????

Just to remind you: the original author has reached chapter 7 (seven) - you have to hurry up!!!
I still can't believe that THIS is real and not just written to make a parody (by the way, what's a parody?)

please, keep on writing!!!

tauriel

Heh. I love it so far. I am so damn SICK of those goddamn mary-sues. Finally, someone takes a stand! Very cute.

Legolas and Boromir ARE gonna shag, right? C'mon, Leggy, you know you want to!!