rate_review Reviews

This is perhaps, the best grapgraph in all of fanfiction:

"Look. Frodo's taking the One Ring. Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf, and Boromir are going to keep his arse alive. The other three Hobbits, who are hiding in the bushes like a bunch of pansies, are going along too" Sonja sat back down in her chair to survey the chaos she'd just caused. Gimli seemed rather put out that he didn't get to insult thves.ves.


And then of course you violating poor legolas with your kinkyness and filthy english ways.

.........

I'll have to get back to you later.

Mmmm Sonjolasagorn.

well, OMG this was, like, rilly cool and stuff. Like, woah girl!

And so ya...when do we get the next part? I mean, like, OMG I can't wait to see what happens!!!


Funny girl.

Oh and Elrond's a hottie, OK so don't diss him and stuff. it's not nice.

Tell you what I think? If it's gotta be het, then bodage is the way to go. FemDom for ever!!!

P.S. I ahm druunk

Bondage, y'know. Not whatever typo I made just before. Coz ahm druunk.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jaysus. well...yes...very strong imagery there, and I love your use of language and the visualisation was intense. And OMG what happens next? Huh?

*wide grin*

wait a second. I just spotted the obvious mistake. Every girl's dream is *not* to wake up in Middle Earth surounded by elves (especially not Elrond...Legolas would be much better). It is, in fact, to..ahem..

"grow up and maybe start a family, get married to the man you love and wear that one white dress that you'll never forget. "

*tut* Well, there's your glaring error. Or was it that you didn't wake up with legolas in the middle of the quest? *lmao*

Made me grin.

So there ~L~

I can't spot the mistake, I'm too distracted by the green dildo.