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for Every (Fan)Girl's Dream

by PepperDiesel

person So Sugary Lime
schedule July 5, 2003 at 12:00 AM
I don't get hot reading hetsex either, and I never write hetsex, but ya know. ~spits at het~ Parody and all, eh wot?

You gotta get hot reading this cos it's *me*! PMSL. Anywho, ummm. . .I'm thinking, yeah. This is gonna be a fic of epic proportions. Hyou you read the parodies that go on for like 45 chappies? Oh, god.

Love, yah lovah.
person vestalvagrant
schedule July 4, 2003 at 12:00 AM
'Sonja gripped the duvet in both of her hands as Legolas' tongue slid experimentally inside her and out again. She positively shuddered when his tongue grazed her clit.'

Don't usually get hot over HetFics...

My suggestion? Merry & Pip.
person evil
schedule July 2, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Waaaaah, you're all evil! HAHAHAHAHA *utters immortal line*

"My work here is done"

*goes off rubbing her hands together, muttering something about frodo and merry and pippin in a nice, big, healthy, hobbity threesome. Oh yes.*

By the way, just thought I'd mention Son's birthday pressie. I can't help it, I'm just too excited about it. *laughs with glee*
It's gonna be so fucking fun!!
I get copyright on it, that's all I'm saying.
*pashes Sons, pashes Veevs, looks up to notice Nisi, pashes Nisi and does kinky things with her, looks at Aja, raises one eyebrow, says "not on your life, oh angelic twin of mine" and runs away laughing madly and screaming "froooooooooooooodddddddddoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"*
person the cute american
schedule July 2, 2003 at 12:00 AM
suggestions? Oh god. We couldn't ruin your fantasy.

Oh wait, this 'fictional characters' real lstorstory.

dear lord. weren't you saying that you couldnt' do nc17? HA!
person Aja
schedule July 2, 2003 at 12:00 AM
~blink~ Bloody hell ~L~

Suggestions for where to go to next? Uhh. Boromir. Oh. Yes.
person marzipan
schedule July 1, 2003 at 12:00 AM
this is the best damn thing I've ever read
person evil
schedule July 1, 2003 at 12:00 AM
bloody feckin hell, to quote you...

well, I think when you leave you should utter some unforgettable line like "my work here is done."

Now, if you could just pop over to Frodo, Merry and Pippin's room whle you're there, and have a quiet word in Boromir and Faramir's ear and maybe, if you have time, explain how twincest is okay to elladan and elrohir, because with them two it's hot, okay? then I'll love you forever.

Wait, I'll love you forever anyway... *snogs*
schedule July 1, 2003 at 12:00 AM
LOL @ ET.

I plan on going from room to room, silly. That's why the pairing is ANYONE/EVERYONE. But that's all I'm giving away.

~Snogs you back!!~
person Aja
schedule July 1, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Oh dear, oh dear.... ~lol~

Aragolas. Mm.
schedule July 1, 2003 at 12:00 AM
[After reading Chapter 3]

Oh christ SugaryLime... Bad fangirl! Bad fangirl! Do I have to come over there and spank you?