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Nice! :D love the full blown plot. I read a scene from Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy that was a bit like your beginning. Were you inspired? Not sure about the short, bloated Ork but maybe the wrongness of it just adds to the attraction haha! I always liked the idea that LotR was written by the victors and the Orks were therefore unfairly portrayed as complete monsters, blackening everything they touch, when actually there's more to them than that.

I love this- not only a terrific idea in that it challenges all sorts of assumptions, but it is written with wit and style.

Ahhh, how fantastic that you updated.... made me all fuzzy inside, it did. Brilliant, as always... if a bit of a tease. =) Also, the chapter title gives me the giggles since another online handle I tend to use is OrcPork. Haha!

I am sure that I don't need to beg for you to update soon again, since you know how much I want you to. I think I might anyway. Oh ye gods, please update soon!

...aaaaaargh. Dray-lon! I know I got no business criticizing you in light of my own terrific delays, but argh! [really wants to see what happens next]

I respectfully concur with our lovely Lauderdale. MORE!

I always love your stories and this seems like a really interesting start I can't wait for the next chapter.

I could kiss you! You have no idea what a treat this was for me after five hours of algebra homework. I absolutely cannot wait for the next update. Again, if I could, I'd plant a big messy one on ya!

What an awesome beginning. The details about the butchery are/were fascinating (though I felt bad for the poor stupid pig, of course), and I liked the set-up about Julienne's situation and the Drew clan. Francophobic Tolkien would probably whinge about her name, though I'm only encountering it as a culinary technique when I browse it. Pretty, at any rate.

“I never fort nice ladies knew of any of them filthy swear words." LOL. Azof. 8)