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May 27, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Go for it! She's all yours!
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May 27, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Lij: He just needs the three r’s: rest, rim job and rogering.
Viggo: *gets up* Okay, if you insist.
Lij: Not so fast. We’ve hired a professional. *gets out business card* See? *reads* Ewan McGregor: masturbatory aide, rent boy relief and sexy as all fuck Scotsman.
I actually cheered out loud when I read that! C'mon, you can't leave me hanging after promising Ewan. *pout* If you don't produce the goods, I'll dismiss my sexy lezzies and get Alyssa and Sadie to write my next MST...
Viggo: *gets up* Okay, if you insist.
Lij: Not so fast. We’ve hired a professional. *gets out business card* See? *reads* Ewan McGregor: masturbatory aide, rent boy relief and sexy as all fuck Scotsman.
I actually cheered out loud when I read that! C'mon, you can't leave me hanging after promising Ewan. *pout* If you don't produce the goods, I'll dismiss my sexy lezzies and get Alyssa and Sadie to write my next MST...
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May 27, 2003 at 12:00 AM
//Craig: Maybe one of us should give her a live journal code for an account. She’s obviously desperate to tell somebody about her lif/
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ARGGH!!! PLEAsE... don't give her ideas. ~lmao~ Craig got some excellent lines in this...
//Craig: *batts eyelashes* Yes, Viggy-pudding?//
~lmfao~ "Viggy-pudding"
//Viggo: *as the beautiful birds* Chirp, learn to spell, chirp, go to , ch, chirp, that rhymes! //
~sniggering~ Vigs the poet.. ;)
//Billy: *crossing fingers* Heeeere Orc-y, orc-y, orc-y….//
Haha..ou rou read my mind ;)
//Viggo: *as aragorn* Now go sacrifice yourself. Take one for the team! //
~LOL~
//I had never killed anything before.///
Craig; Besides the English language.//
Another class line... I love sharp Craig. ;D
//Craig: And on the ground fell a grey, fluffy Orc glove. //
WOOH! ~lol~ Those bloody gloves.
//Viggo: *as aragorn* You know….you girls are so good, me and Leggy here are gonna go for a walk and never come back. //
Leave them to kill all the orcs in Middle Earth, take on Sauron's army, destroy the darkness.. all your problems solved!
Brilliant again, duckie. ;)
~much pash~
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ARGGH!!! PLEAsE... don't give her ideas. ~lmao~ Craig got some excellent lines in this...
//Craig: *batts eyelashes* Yes, Viggy-pudding?//
~lmfao~ "Viggy-pudding"
//Viggo: *as the beautiful birds* Chirp, learn to spell, chirp, go to , ch, chirp, that rhymes! //
~sniggering~ Vigs the poet.. ;)
//Billy: *crossing fingers* Heeeere Orc-y, orc-y, orc-y….//
Haha..ou rou read my mind ;)
//Viggo: *as aragorn* Now go sacrifice yourself. Take one for the team! //
~LOL~
//I had never killed anything before.///
Craig; Besides the English language.//
Another class line... I love sharp Craig. ;D
//Craig: And on the ground fell a grey, fluffy Orc glove. //
WOOH! ~lol~ Those bloody gloves.
//Viggo: *as aragorn* You know….you girls are so good, me and Leggy here are gonna go for a walk and never come back. //
Leave them to kill all the orcs in Middle Earth, take on Sauron's army, destroy the darkness.. all your problems solved!
Brilliant again, duckie. ;)
~much pash~
x
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May 26, 2003 at 12:00 AM
This original text is THE WORST thing I have ever read. GSC, didn't you say this author was seventeen?
It's so hard to pick out my fave bits from this MST... I had about twice as many but cut it down for the sake of brevity.
Viggo- Did you pond jump when you were back home?
Orlando- The only thing I jumped was Atti.
We stood there staring, what we saw next was the most unbelievable thing we would ever lay our eyes on.
Orlando- I knew I shouldn’t have made those copies of the ‘Billy Boyd New Years Eve 2000’ fuckathon.
"Who are you?" Aragorn asked again in his commanding voice.
Orlando- You tell ‘em baby! Who’s yo daddy!!!
Craig- Maybe we should tell her about the sale Middle Earth’s gift shop is having on Frodo postcards.
Viggo- Sean will kill her if she buys any…
Ya sorry it took me longer to post this one than I thought it would I wanted to put some phrases in as Elvish, but since I have no clue how to write elvish.
Viggo- Honey, perfect ENGLISH first, then work on your elvish.
*Enter Elijah*
Elijah- Does somebody want to take a break? From the sounds of it, this one is looking pretty fucking bad.
Viggo- I cannot think of an adjective from the 39,038 languages I know to describe it.
It's so hard to pick out my fave bits from this MST... I had about twice as many but cut it down for the sake of brevity.
Viggo- Did you pond jump when you were back home?
Orlando- The only thing I jumped was Atti.
We stood there staring, what we saw next was the most unbelievable thing we would ever lay our eyes on.
Orlando- I knew I shouldn’t have made those copies of the ‘Billy Boyd New Years Eve 2000’ fuckathon.
"Who are you?" Aragorn asked again in his commanding voice.
Orlando- You tell ‘em baby! Who’s yo daddy!!!
Craig- Maybe we should tell her about the sale Middle Earth’s gift shop is having on Frodo postcards.
Viggo- Sean will kill her if she buys any…
Ya sorry it took me longer to post this one than I thought it would I wanted to put some phrases in as Elvish, but since I have no clue how to write elvish.
Viggo- Honey, perfect ENGLISH first, then work on your elvish.
*Enter Elijah*
Elijah- Does somebody want to take a break? From the sounds of it, this one is looking pretty fucking bad.
Viggo- I cannot think of an adjective from the 39,038 languages I know to describe it.
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May 26, 2003 at 12:00 AM
So Sadie.. pretty fucking awful. Oh, no. it's not a Mary Sue. YUH RIGHT!!
Highlights we picked out: (all good)
Orlando- It’s like one of those maths problems. ’This Mary Sue is traveling at 20 km/hr towards hell and the other one is from Mordor and going 33 km/hr.’
Craig- Which one will make you vomit first?
~lmfao~ Gah... both of them!
Craig- Well duh, he walks Legolas home from middle school every day.
What Am I doing? Stop acting like a scared deer Alyssa! I raised my chin and looked strongly into his eyes (I so kick butt at staring contests
You so suck at writing, dear. So at least you're good at something..... staring contests will get you far in life.
I knew a thing or two about Middle Earth, the longer my title the better.
She really should learn a thing or two more....
Elijah- Does somebody want to take a break? From the sounds of it, this one is looking pretty fucking bad.
Viggo- I cannot think of an adjective from the 39,038 languages I know to describe it.
This line's justolutolute class ~lmfao~
Viggo- Okay guys, I’m touched. Tomorrow I’m calling amnesty and having them transfer my donations from Ghana to the Cann ghn ghettos.
~sniggering~
Viggo- Quick Legolas, give your confused elf look at the concept of divorce.
Just us us laugh....
Can't wait for more.. sort of... in a masochistic kind of a way.
accident & emergency xx
Highlights we picked out: (all good)
Orlando- It’s like one of those maths problems. ’This Mary Sue is traveling at 20 km/hr towards hell and the other one is from Mordor and going 33 km/hr.’
Craig- Which one will make you vomit first?
~lmfao~ Gah... both of them!
Craig- Well duh, he walks Legolas home from middle school every day.
What Am I doing? Stop acting like a scared deer Alyssa! I raised my chin and looked strongly into his eyes (I so kick butt at staring contests
You so suck at writing, dear. So at least you're good at something..... staring contests will get you far in life.
I knew a thing or two about Middle Earth, the longer my title the better.
She really should learn a thing or two more....
Elijah- Does somebody want to take a break? From the sounds of it, this one is looking pretty fucking bad.
Viggo- I cannot think of an adjective from the 39,038 languages I know to describe it.
This line's justolutolute class ~lmfao~
Viggo- Okay guys, I’m touched. Tomorrow I’m calling amnesty and having them transfer my donations from Ghana to the Cann ghn ghettos.
~sniggering~
Viggo- Quick Legolas, give your confused elf look at the concept of divorce.
Just us us laugh....
Can't wait for more.. sort of... in a masochistic kind of a way.
accident & emergency xx
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May 26, 2003 at 12:00 AM
~hoping to get a mention in the autho not notes for the next part of So Sadie....~
~laughing~ 'cause we reviewed the original.... beat us. With a big stick. ~sniggering~
~lovesnlicks~
One of the Gay Shagging Cats
xxx
~laughing~ 'cause we reviewed the original.... beat us. With a big stick. ~sniggering~
~lovesnlicks~
One of the Gay Shagging Cats
xxx
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May 25, 2003 at 12:00 AM
*lights cigarette* Goddamn Nis (oh, oops, are you supposed to go incognito?) this is brilliant! All of this stuff is *hugs all of your merry slashing bunch* ~Ellie....the non-writing but fic bashing gay shagging cat number one fan!