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December 9, 2016 at 12:00 AM
So funny! Can't help but notice no one seems to look for the bedrooms! Or maybe it's even worse there!
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February 8, 2005 at 12:00 AM
hehehehe!!! Brilliant, this fic was such a great one shot- humour AND smut in one neat little package! YAY! I loved the banter between Glorfindel and Haldir, and their hilarious retorts!
"Didn't anyone ever teach you to floss before battle?" Glorfindel asked, shaking his golden head.
"I was at Helm's Deep, Glorfindel…not exactly the dental hygiene center of Arda, you know."
hehehehe, oh... yeah, you never hear of a Middle Earth dentist, do you? Its amazing how people managed to keep their teeth at all actually- it wouldnt surprise me if they all had teeth like orcs!
What are you doing here…again? Not another Balrog?"
"Nay…'twas not a Balrog this time. 'Twas an Erestor."
HAHAHAHA! I was killing myself laughing at the idea of Erestor killing Glorfindel because he forgot their anniversary- OMG, what delightful sillyness! I've read so many Glor'Erestor fics, so I can just imagine the two of them being like a bickering married couple! Also liked the little dig at Galadriel the 'elf witch'- I can SOOO see Haldir having an affair with Celeborn too! (But maybe thats just coz im a filthy depraved biatch...)
"Glorfindel…I do not wish to be rude, but I really would like to take a bath now," Haldir growled, frowning at the tall blonde Slayer.
"You can take a bath anytime, Haldir…"
"Glorfindel…listen to me carefully. I want to take a bath now."
"Haldir…we've just begun…there's plenty of time…"
"Glorfindel!" Haldir roared, finally taking the other Elf's hand and placing it directly over the stiff bulge at his crotch. "I want to take a bath NOW!"
GAWD!! He aint half a lusty little elf whore, inee? No wonder they dont get reincarnated straight away... No wonder indeed!
Great fic! Does your muse think there are any more like this in the offing? It sure is a delight to see such beautiful creatures boffing...
Oh, the lusty little
"Didn't anyone ever teach you to floss before battle?" Glorfindel asked, shaking his golden head.
"I was at Helm's Deep, Glorfindel…not exactly the dental hygiene center of Arda, you know."
hehehehe, oh... yeah, you never hear of a Middle Earth dentist, do you? Its amazing how people managed to keep their teeth at all actually- it wouldnt surprise me if they all had teeth like orcs!
What are you doing here…again? Not another Balrog?"
"Nay…'twas not a Balrog this time. 'Twas an Erestor."
HAHAHAHA! I was killing myself laughing at the idea of Erestor killing Glorfindel because he forgot their anniversary- OMG, what delightful sillyness! I've read so many Glor'Erestor fics, so I can just imagine the two of them being like a bickering married couple! Also liked the little dig at Galadriel the 'elf witch'- I can SOOO see Haldir having an affair with Celeborn too! (But maybe thats just coz im a filthy depraved biatch...)
"Glorfindel…I do not wish to be rude, but I really would like to take a bath now," Haldir growled, frowning at the tall blonde Slayer.
"You can take a bath anytime, Haldir…"
"Glorfindel…listen to me carefully. I want to take a bath now."
"Haldir…we've just begun…there's plenty of time…"
"Glorfindel!" Haldir roared, finally taking the other Elf's hand and placing it directly over the stiff bulge at his crotch. "I want to take a bath NOW!"
GAWD!! He aint half a lusty little elf whore, inee? No wonder they dont get reincarnated straight away... No wonder indeed!
Great fic! Does your muse think there are any more like this in the offing? It sure is a delight to see such beautiful creatures boffing...
Oh, the lusty little
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February 7, 2005 at 12:00 AM
**Nothing like a good soak after dying**
That line is hysterical! A great laugh.
That line is hysterical! A great laugh.