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for When Muses Attack!

by Nephthys

person Sandra V
schedule July 2, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Oh and.... STEVOLAS totally cracked me up, lol!
person Sandra V
schedule June 27, 2005 at 12:00 AM
' “Why aren’t you hard?” I demand. Well, he is quite old I guess. '

And you were worrying about the fact that this chapter might not be funy enough? Silly! :D

But I got to tell you there are a few of my most treasured possessions I would be prepared to sell at Ebay right now in return for just one of your dreams, lol! Damn, this is the kind of Haldir dream I have been waiting for ever since I started reading that story. :D BTW, I came across a beautiful drawing of Haldir a while ago and I was going to send it to you but I cannot finde the link again, sorry. It wasn't exactly movie Haldir (Craig Parker), but this Haldir was so very much like your story Haldir I am sure you would have loved it nonetheless: Beautiful, proud, with a touch of arrogance, strong, timeless, a little sad and a bit vulnerable. Very nice. :)
person gingersnap1993
schedule June 20, 2005 at 12:00 AM
I gotta say I'm officially hooked. Please, please, please tell us how you're going to reign in his royal spoiledness.!
person Kathy_SFF
schedule June 19, 2005 at 12:00 AM
This has to be one of the funniest stories I have ever read. I think he should stay with you permanently. Maybe you two can get a sit-com deal. Please keep writing.
person Naira
schedule June 19, 2005 at 12:00 AM
I like the whole cupcake thingie *ponders* Rumil....How do you like 'donut'?

-hmpf

Okay...How about ...apple pie?

-Nuh uh!

No? ..Okay... Pastry then?

-*pouts*

Oh don't worry you muffin, you

-Muffin?

Not good either?

-Why can't you just keep calling me *whispers very softly* pookie...or even sweetcheeks?

It does suit you the best....Very well..pookie it is.

Anyhow, lovely update girl...Don't keep us waiting for a new update all too long ;)
person Sandra V
schedule June 11, 2005 at 12:00 AM
*checks the corner of the living room*

Is he STILL sulking over there?!? Well kick him in his "crown jewels" (if you know what I mean) because I am in need of another chapter! :D Male Elves... tss.. drama queens. All of them. :D
person Naira
schedule June 9, 2005 at 12:00 AM
*hugs Rumil* You are such a sweetheart, you wouldn't be so...so...so

"annoying?"

yes, annoying like that brother of yours would you

"of course not"

Good...Oh..Right..Lovely update hun and I'm really sorry for you :p
schedule June 9, 2005 at 12:00 AM
*laughs* Still love it! Good to see an update.
person Sandra V
schedule June 8, 2005 at 12:00 AM
*two hours later*

STILL picture Haldir as a smurf.

Despair.

*banging head against wall to get rid of smurf elf*

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!?

*LOL*
person Sandra V
schedule June 8, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Oh this made me laugh out loud several times and I am still giggling. I know I probably shouldn't given the fact you are having such a hard time with the horny bastard, but it is still so very, very funny. ;)

I know have this image in my head of Haldir surfing the net and of this wonderful elf turning a light shade of smurf blue. That just totally cracked me up. :D

I hape he won't be hanging around in the corner sulking all day. But if he does he really has a point you know: It IS your story now after all and may I say I have been telling you for weeks. *g* It is you who controls him now and his fate is in your hands. So show him what you're made of and grab him by his elven ***, lol! ;)

P.S.: You may try putting on some Marvin Gaye again. That may lighten him up. Or try some Ray Charles. Just watching the movie, "Ray". Bloody brilliant. Haldir is going to love it. All about a guy who had twelve children in an out of marriage AND he could sing. :D