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What do you mean "BROKE" Haldir? No, no, no...a broken Haldir is an unhappy Haldir...and we certainly can't have that. Am faxing you a "Haldir Repair Kit" immediately. It isn't difficult to use, but does include the use of a large bottle of chocolate syrup and a hand-pump.

Great chapter...but need I start banging my head again in order to receive more hot Elf sex? Sigh...people are going to start wondering at the bumps on my forehead...

Kath

Hey! I LOBE THIS STORY!!! I am very excited with where it is going. It's wonderfully sexual without being all about the sex...there is a story there.

Keep up the wonderful work! Also, will u add me to your update list or tell me how to do it?

Thanks!
-Emma

Hard ass! :-) My pouts never work. Stupid Haldir, dampening Legolas' good spirits. Nice imagery.

You just keep them coming dont you, another excelent chapter!

I must say...you truly know how to describe the way someone looks!
I could actualy picture Legolas walking with the strap across his
chest and...hair swaying across his back and...*Thud*

~DarkDreamer

Ooooh! *Mops up drool* Very very nice indeed! Heh heh, are you *sure* Legolas really wants Haldir?! He seems to be quite happy where he is!

Oh and LMAO I am *so* suggesting that for the next novelty shoot! I can pictutre it now...
*giggles*

Anyway, lovely chapter, keep it up! I'll err, go do some writing of my own... *scurries off*
Tux

hey! I adore this story. Sometimes too many hot sex scenes can become tedious (although it is hard to understand). However you have successfully avoided this, whether it is because of the interesting characterizations or the balance between plot and smut..elf smut is the best..you definetly have an interesting story on your hands. I guess we will eventually find out what Verdean did, and how Haldir is connected, but I have a few questions. Will someone find out Sarnlass true name before the end of his term, and is someone (maybe Rumil) going to fall for him without ending up with Legolas at the end? Oh, and roughly how many chapters are left (if you know)?
Eagerly awaiting the next chapter
Kîan

Thank Eru...I don't think my head could've taken much more punishment! Hot Elf Sex! Whoo-hoo!

I really liked the way you pointed out Legolas' feelings of "luxuriating" in Celeborn's body...

...excuse me while I dump this pot of cold water over my head.

...that's better...

Excellent job as always, Ertia! Tell me, will our fabulous March Warden being doing a little guard duty with Sarnlass?

Kath

Lovely, lovely, lovely! And that momentary vison of Legolas riding nude through the forest...*shiver*...certainly it might end up uncomfortable, but I must admit, What a Beautiful Sight! But, I suppose leggings on Leggy will have to suffice. *grin*
Can't wait 'til the next chapter, and I am insanely curious as to what happened to Haldir! I hope you won't keep us waiting too much longer!

Now this...THIS is my kind of chapter! *purrs*
I loooved it!!
And as I have been saying for some time now.. You ARE a tease... I am so curoius were you will take this Legolas and Haldir thing.

About Haldir.. I have been poking him with a stick forever now... But he still doesn't move... *hmmm* Did I hug him to hard...? I have a very faint memory of him gasping and that his back made this strange creaking noise... I wonder... *eyes pops out*
Argh I have to go!!!
Ican'twaittooseethenextchapteryouknowIadoreyourwritingBYE!!!! ;)))

OK, so you fulfilled some of our smut requirements for the week. You are still, however, a dreadful tease with the clues and the plot. BTW, I had not realized you were running an escort service for beautiful elves. Since you are, I would like some time with Haldir and Galadriel. Think you can give them up for a bit? I probably won't try to keep them (the SO won't like it) but I promise to enjoy them.