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person *look above*
schedule May 27, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Congrats on being the first to organize the mary sue police. I see myself stealing them for a few calls when I do the next installment of so sadie.
person shelleybeanz
schedule May 27, 2003 at 12:00 AM
u guyz r so gross. leglas IS NOT gay. you guyz r gay if you think hes gay. that is so nasty! i'm going to tell all my freinds to flame u guys cuz you suck!!!!
person Accident & Emergency
schedule May 26, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Good I' I'm still in shock over the "quite good" spelling in the first two lines. I think the guys have the right idea. Shag each other senseless, ignore the fic, hope (or hop?) it'll go away. YAY!!!
Aragorn's back!! :D

The battle scene: God Almighty. Pretty much, that's it.
*hands you the biggest bar of choco she can find to make you feel better about sitting through this shite*
hugs a & e
person BlisterGirl
schedule May 26, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Legolas: Were, but no longer.
Haldir: Longer than what?
Legolas: [takes down leggings] Longer than this.
Haldir: That's quite long.
Lego Bet Bet you can't fit the whole thing in your-
Haldir: [surprises Legolas]
Legolas: OK, I was wrong. . .ohhh. . .

*sigh* Thankyou for this wonderful moment in MST history.
person BlisterGirl
schedule May 26, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Chapter 4 Highlight:

>Legolas: You know what they say about Elves with big hands. . .
>Aragorn: Yeah. They’ve got to have their grey fluffy gloves specially ordered.

I don't think I managed to get the grey fluffy gloves into Cinderelly! Must try harder next time.
person BlisterGirl
schedule May 25, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Huzzah! A Rocky Horror reference in a LOTR MST! I feel so at home.

*sigh* I will never get tired of these.
person Horny Bones
schedule May 25, 2003 at 12:00 AM
...................

~just can't think of anything to say about the original author's Truly Fucking Awful spelling/lack of plot/so-flimsy-it's-already fallen to pieces "characterization"......~


At least we had SugaryLime to see us through. Phew!

~laughing~
//Finally the mending came to a close and Legolas and everyone elch was dismissed.//

It's just... atrocious.

Elks! Hehehehe...

~large amounts of pash~

Horny Boned
person BlisterGirl
schedule May 25, 2003 at 12:00 AM
*thumps head on desk*

Why? Why is this girl allowed to type before she learns to spell?

*continues thumping head on desk hoping to achieve unconciousness*
person nekkie skydiver
schedule May 25, 2003 at 12:00 AM
:)

I'll smile again. :)

The only good thing about aff is it's review box. It's nice and big, doesn't make you feel all chlaustrophobic like it's stories. Mary Sue moment....did I spell claustrophobic right? Aaaaahh!


Haven't read pt two yet, but here's the best o' part one

I suggest you shut your lembas-hole.

Aragorn: And talking to maidens who are battling their garments.

Aragorn: [gaping at Legolas as he walks away] But you don’t smoke . . .

*gives you a billion hugs and kisses*
person skydiver...
schedule May 25, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Five more chapters. Do they get worse? is that possible!

Absolutely hilarious,e bee before! Oh lord...my tummy hurts from giggling!

My fav's:

Aragorn: [under his breath] I hear Craig Parker's a sucker for headjobs. (YAY! Yeah he does!!!!)

Legolas: No shit. All I get are ditzy Lorien blondes- oh.


Haldir: [points to crotch] This is Little Haldir. You may ride him. [giggles]
Legolas: . Gi. Gimme me a minute and I’ll hope on. [giggles] (Oh lord!)