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September 26, 2006 at 12:00 AM
May rabid wargs eat your rotten corpse.....
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March 21, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Oh my God. That was... interesting. You've either got some talent for writing parodies of fanfictions... or you just plain suck. Since I'm an optimistic person-and I hardly doubt anyone can make that many mistakes- I'm gonna have to say that you're pretty damn funny. I especially liked this quote:
"I bet he would want to fuck me too but i love legolas to mcuh to do that to anyone other then his dad cause that is alright since it is in the family."
Ummm... yeah...
"I bet he would want to fuck me too but i love legolas to mcuh to do that to anyone other then his dad cause that is alright since it is in the family."
Ummm... yeah...
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October 11, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Please tell me that this is intentionally bad.
1. Your OC does not belong in Middle Earth.
2. I've seen better spelling in a bag of Scrabble tiles.
3. Some kindergarteners, and most fourth-graders, use better grammar.
4. Every canon character is extremely OOC.
Peaches may love Legolas, but I think he'd either tell her to get lost, or choke to death from laughing so hard. I am praying that this is simply a poorly executed parody. Please, God/dess, PLEASE.
1. Your OC does not belong in Middle Earth.
2. I've seen better spelling in a bag of Scrabble tiles.
3. Some kindergarteners, and most fourth-graders, use better grammar.
4. Every canon character is extremely OOC.
Peaches may love Legolas, but I think he'd either tell her to get lost, or choke to death from laughing so hard. I am praying that this is simply a poorly executed parody. Please, God/dess, PLEASE.
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October 11, 2004 at 12:00 AM
What...the hell...was that?!?
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October 11, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Peaches is not sweet. Peaches is not sexy. Peaches is your annoying Mary Sue. She reeks. You don't get to choose your own nickname in real life. And I hope I never read the word "juices" again. Next time you get the urge to write horrible smut about Legolas, consider reading a grammar book or heaven forbid, The LordThe The Rings books. Then you might actually learn how to write for crap.
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October 10, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Hee hee...you're a troll, aren't you? I mean, this is pretty funny. The terrible grammar, the stupid scenarios, the horrible OOCness...if you're trying to make a point to other people to actually learn to spell, use grammar, and not make plots that apparently just fell from the sky, mission accomplished! Very good humor. It. It made me laugh quite a bit. :P
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October 10, 2004 at 12:00 AM
I am a Tolkien Purist, Tolkienite or however you want to call it.
1. DO NOT WRITE TO SATISFY YOUR SICK FANTASY!
2. Get a beta reader or a spell checker. If you are going to write crap, at least spell something correctly.
3. Peaches is a Mary Sue. Legolas magically falls in love with her the instant he sees her? She dress like a skank to look sweet? How about looking like a whore? How is Peaches prettier than Arwen, whose possess the similiar beauty of Luthien, or Galadriel?
4. It's spelt Galadriel, Arwen and Thranduil. What they're not good looking enough for you to spell their names right?
5. Do you know how silly your sex sceoundounds? It is like a wet dream or something.
1. DO NOT WRITE TO SATISFY YOUR SICK FANTASY!
2. Get a beta reader or a spell checker. If you are going to write crap, at least spell something correctly.
3. Peaches is a Mary Sue. Legolas magically falls in love with her the instant he sees her? She dress like a skank to look sweet? How about looking like a whore? How is Peaches prettier than Arwen, whose possess the similiar beauty of Luthien, or Galadriel?
4. It's spelt Galadriel, Arwen and Thranduil. What they're not good looking enough for you to spell their names right?
5. Do you know how silly your sex sceoundounds? It is like a wet dream or something.
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September 29, 2004 at 12:00 AM
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September 29, 2004 at 12:00 AM
OMG! I heart it! UR such a kewl riter!