rate_review Reviews

Yearly read time and as good as ever.
"It’s like the biggest rubber band in the world, stretched out into space, suddenly snapped back to earth. Bang, he’s here! Oh shit, what am I doing? This is an Elf, one of the fucking Eldar, and here I’ve been thinking about screwing him? Forget the perfect skin, sculpted body, sweeping ears, flowing hair, all of a sudden it occurs to me that this beautiful creature standing in front of me, pressing the palm of my hand to his lips, is NOT HUMAN.

And I’m scared shitless.

Not to mention horny as hell."

Must be like what Mary Magdalene felt with Jesus. Fuck! Well I am sure that sure from experience that the same pathways in our bodies channel both sexuality and spirituality which you have coined here, so clever. I feel like this about Legolas too, simply overawed when I fantasise about him. This is just the most fantastic fic, so many levels. I adore it as always. If I fail in my yearly review you can be sure I have died.

Back for my yearly read, still makes me laugh and cry, still the best thing I have ever read.

wow, just read this again. I could read it forever, think I'll have a copy printed and buried with me so I can read it in the afterlife....just joking. seriously, you still make me laugh hysterically, get all hot and bothered with the fantasic raunchy sex and die with longing for your perfect romantic and faithful Legolas. He is just perfect/, everything a girl could want. Beautiful, exciting, sexy, faithful, spiritual,... oh run out of words to describe him. Even though I've read this before and know the outcome, it still has impact for me. I have been reading since I was three years old and am an avid reader, can read a book a day when I put my mind to it, and I'm fifty now. This is still the best thing I have raed in my whole life for many reasons. Pure genius. Thank You.

I just read this again. Still the most fantastic story I have ever read. Just brilliant. A unique masterpiece. Thanks for writing it. Rozzan.

Legs as a biker... who woulda thunk? But I'm a bit puzzled on something in chapter one--so did Legolas shag DH Lawrence?

All in all, I think this is the most amazing Legowyn smut EVER written, or WILL ever be written. Simply... AMAZING. *staggers off slightly dazed*

.......*runs back* I hope you write another soon! XD

OMG!! What a fabulous tale. Placing them in our time is so creative. It was easy to read and to believe. Just wish I some Elven ass. (WEG)

It's so hard to let go of Pottymouth. It gave me a chance to savor again the chactacters of Middle Earth through a s tha that is lovingly faceted with the author's understanding of canon source material, oh so Original and Hot plotlines and finally (not least) a guiding light of mysticism and spirituality. Many, many thanks.

*sobss ths thealleally it? Is it over? Very few stories can move me to tears, bhis his one...

Thank you for sharing this amazing story with us all. I am adding it to my list of recommendations, and may even have to print out a copy to read anytime.

Thanks, honey just thanks! A thousand thousand thousand thanks. You've renewed my faith.

ps. loved legolas's new tattoo

AWWWWWWWW It's over......:(
What a ride. :) :) :) :) :) :)
Veryl dol done.