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February 11, 2005 at 12:00 AM
I think some of this is really hilarious!
However I have 1 complaint. IT NEEDS MORE JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!!
However I have 1 complaint. IT NEEDS MORE JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!!
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August 10, 2004 at 12:00 AM
is it wierd that this all made perfect sense to me?
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August 7, 2004 at 12:00 AM
yuummmm.... sorry i can't get the image of elijah covered in slime out of my head. this was great i laughed my ass off! the only thing that could make this better is if yami, bakura, and joey came in and started stripping *lost in the dirty image* later, dark MG
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June 24, 2004 at 12:00 AM
How is it possible that I haven’t reviewed yet? *slaps self upside the head*
“Have I pissed off the gods /again/?”
LMFAO! Because you know, it doesn’t happen *that* often. You have GOT to bring in Hector for some slashy incestuous lovin’! =D *is a Hector/Paris slut*
“I’m the only self-sacrificing dope in this group!”
Don’t you just love it when wimps threaten each other?
Man. I just can’t see Paris screwing anyone female. Or anyone other than Hector. *shakes head*
“Whatever part of you touches me you’re not getting back.”
*implodes* What a great threat. I muse use it sometime.
“ENOUGH!!!” Shouted the mighty Sean A! “To your corners!”
*imploded bits implode* OMG…*catches breath* the idea of Sean A ordering people around just cracks me up. I’ll always think of him as a slightly chubby, elf-fancying, so-freaking-slashable gardener, lol.
Ah dear...you're precious. I love this story, it's so my humour...chuck in a few bad puns and I'd be convinced you're me.
*gives you Orli to massage your back*
Now I seem to be in several gazillion little pieces, so if you'll excuse me, I have to go dive in a pool full of superglue. I'll send you pics of what I look like when I'm put back together. *snerk*
Remember...smut keeps the blood warm...I'm so glad I'm not a guy, I'd be walking around with a permanent cockstand. Then agaI'dI'd have the mansmut to get rid of it...
How did I start reviewing and then end up talking about this? I'm so incoherent I amaze myself sometimes.
Hope Florida's going well ^_^
“Have I pissed off the gods /again/?”
LMFAO! Because you know, it doesn’t happen *that* often. You have GOT to bring in Hector for some slashy incestuous lovin’! =D *is a Hector/Paris slut*
“I’m the only self-sacrificing dope in this group!”
Don’t you just love it when wimps threaten each other?
Man. I just can’t see Paris screwing anyone female. Or anyone other than Hector. *shakes head*
“Whatever part of you touches me you’re not getting back.”
*implodes* What a great threat. I muse use it sometime.
“ENOUGH!!!” Shouted the mighty Sean A! “To your corners!”
*imploded bits implode* OMG…*catches breath* the idea of Sean A ordering people around just cracks me up. I’ll always think of him as a slightly chubby, elf-fancying, so-freaking-slashable gardener, lol.
Ah dear...you're precious. I love this story, it's so my humour...chuck in a few bad puns and I'd be convinced you're me.
*gives you Orli to massage your back*
Now I seem to be in several gazillion little pieces, so if you'll excuse me, I have to go dive in a pool full of superglue. I'll send you pics of what I look like when I'm put back together. *snerk*
Remember...smut keeps the blood warm...I'm so glad I'm not a guy, I'd be walking around with a permanent cockstand. Then agaI'dI'd have the mansmut to get rid of it...
How did I start reviewing and then end up talking about this? I'm so incoherent I amaze myself sometimes.
Hope Florida's going well ^_^
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May 16, 2004 at 12:00 AM
DO YOU REALIZE YOU'RE FUCKING MAD?!?!?! I love it! I read 'I'm Going Slightly Mad!' and it kicks ass! Well, I'm not going to stay and be a tosser, so fare well.
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April 18, 2004 at 12:00 AM
I LOVE YOU! This peice of shit (in a good way) is hilarious and really brightened my bad mood. Oh and by the way you should definetly have an orgy! SQEEEE All the Orlando vons ons are so cute. Update soon!
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April 6, 2004 at 12:00 AM
*Just choked on her cereal*
“I’ll kill you, ya steel humping, pirate sucking, swashbuckling Treasure Island knock-off!!” Orlando roared as he jumped the unsuspecting blacksmith and started strangling him. “How DARE you not appreciate my head-giving abilities!!!”
That bit had nearly had me falling off my chair, LMAO! Just priceless! And damn straight, Will’s curls *should* have won awards…especially as they seem to stay perfect throughout the whole freaking movie.
Oh god, I think I cracked a rib laughing at Orli and Will’s fight. And Orli yelling ‘I love cock!’….*laughs up a lung* ‘Riding the king?’ Lydia dear, you are SO reading my mind! *breaks entire ribcage*
“Will and Orlando, stop fighting! Prince Paris, you can’t possibly comprehend where you are so just shut up and follow and maybe you’ll make it out of here unmolested. Legolas, don’t kiss anyone, don’t shoot anything, and just do what you do best: stand in the background and sell tickets!”
*laughs up rest of internal organs*
God, this review is so…not intellectual. *Scratches head* But anyway…I WANNA SEE THAT ORGY! :p
Yeah..hi...I love you :D
“I’ll kill you, ya steel humping, pirate sucking, swashbuckling Treasure Island knock-off!!” Orlando roared as he jumped the unsuspecting blacksmith and started strangling him. “How DARE you not appreciate my head-giving abilities!!!”
That bit had nearly had me falling off my chair, LMAO! Just priceless! And damn straight, Will’s curls *should* have won awards…especially as they seem to stay perfect throughout the whole freaking movie.
Oh god, I think I cracked a rib laughing at Orli and Will’s fight. And Orli yelling ‘I love cock!’….*laughs up a lung* ‘Riding the king?’ Lydia dear, you are SO reading my mind! *breaks entire ribcage*
“Will and Orlando, stop fighting! Prince Paris, you can’t possibly comprehend where you are so just shut up and follow and maybe you’ll make it out of here unmolested. Legolas, don’t kiss anyone, don’t shoot anything, and just do what you do best: stand in the background and sell tickets!”
*laughs up rest of internal organs*
God, this review is so…not intellectual. *Scratches head* But anyway…I WANNA SEE THAT ORGY! :p
Yeah..hi...I love you :D
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April 6, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Wow!!!
More cracked out fun!!!!! I love it!!!!! Big orgy with four Orlis? I'm sooooooooooooo there!!!!!!! Well, I wish I was, but don't we all? HAHAHAHA!!!! Damn, I sh sto stop eating so much sugar!
By the way, does anyone in England know any decent goth/fetish (yes, yes, I KNOW they're not the same thing...) clubs in London? I'm bored and need to make friends...
Right, that was a really random place to put that kind of request...
Keep updating, coz I'm going to keep reading, lol!!!!!
Once again...FOUR ORLIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
OK, you can sooooooooo tell I'm going to be one of those people who's gonna live in the cinema while Troy's on...anyone care to join me?
...I think I'll go now...sorry.
More cracked out fun!!!!! I love it!!!!! Big orgy with four Orlis? I'm sooooooooooooo there!!!!!!! Well, I wish I was, but don't we all? HAHAHAHA!!!! Damn, I sh sto stop eating so much sugar!
By the way, does anyone in England know any decent goth/fetish (yes, yes, I KNOW they're not the same thing...) clubs in London? I'm bored and need to make friends...
Right, that was a really random place to put that kind of request...
Keep updating, coz I'm going to keep reading, lol!!!!!
Once again...FOUR ORLIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
OK, you can sooooooooo tell I'm going to be one of those people who's gonna live in the cinema while Troy's on...anyone care to join me?
...I think I'll go now...sorry.
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April 5, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Wow! i luv this story it always makes me crack up,be nice if there was an orgy, and it would be just lovely if Paris got molested;)
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April 5, 2004 at 12:00 AM
ROTFLMFAO Lydia, hun this is great!!! i love whiny!Orli, and the many incarnations of Orlibear getting all confused, which is always an adorable look for him! keep it up!